Thornton Melon, “Back to School”
Dangerfield is not the ideal college student in this 1986 comedy. The legendary comedian holds raucous parties, interrupts his teachers, and even pays a well-known author to write a paper for him. While being filthy rich has its advantages, it apparently doesn’t make you a good student.
Josh and Cooper, “Dead Man On Campus”
Trying to get your roommate to kill himself in order to pass for the semester ranks pretty high on the list of nefarious things you could do. It’s not quite attempted murder, but it’s in the ballpark. You definitely don’t want to end up with roommates like these when you go to college.