8 ‘Live Reads’ Jason Reitman Should Stage

12 Angry Men

Juror #1: Steve Buscemi
Juror #2: Anton Yelchin
Juror #3: John Turturro
Juror #4: Christopher Meloni
Juror #5: Jeff Goldblum
Juror #6: Terrence Howard
Juror #7: Laurence Fishburne
Juror #8: Kevin Kline
Juror #9: Bill Nighy
Juror #10: J.K. Simmons
Juror #11: Mark Strong
Juror #12: Liev Schreiber

If only Mel Gibson hadn’t proved himself too angry. He just missed out on an easy paycheck.

Mean Girls

Cady: Ellen Page
Regina: Blake Lively
Gretchen: Ellie Kemper
Karen: Juno Temple
Aaron: Jorma Taccone
Janis Ian: Michelle Rodriguez

It’s worth it for the talent show scene alone.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

John Connor: Jonah Hill
Sarah Connor: Katey Sagal
The Terminator: Will Ferrell
T-1000: Gary Busey

Let’s make this happen, Funny or Die.