8 Famous Dildo Scenes For Those Without A Date On Valentine’s Day

Tuesday, February 14 by
...and here we go. 

Valentines Day is the most romantic day of the year – if you’re in a relationship. If not, you may be relegated to other, baser pursuits. Not that we’re judging. In fact, we’re here to help. While it’s quite easy to find solace for lovers amid the myriad romantic comedies that abound, it’s a little harder to find films geared towards the lonely, and perhaps horny. So, to celebrate the unsung victims of Valentines Day, we’ve put together a collection of our favorite dildo scenes from Hollywood films.

I’m sure I’m leaving out some truly glorious dildos, so please call to my attention any omissions in the comments, you perverts.

Fight Club

This dildo definitely is a supporting player, as it’s just sort of there in Marla’s apartment, unacknowledged save for Brad Pitt half-heartedly tweaking it while standing idly in the apartment.

VALENTINES DAY BONUS DILDO REFERENCE!: We’ve also got this scene, in which the most awesome baggage rep for an airline ever explains why Edward Norton’s bag has been quarantined by the airlines. (Hint: It’s because of a dildo!)

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Dildos rarely embody love and romance, as this scene from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels demonstrates. Here, a pornographer-cum-gangster named Hatchet Harry doesn’t get a satisfactory answer to his question, so he bludgeons to death the respondent with a 15-inch black dildo, as we are all inclined to do when we don’t get the answers we feel we are entitled to.

It’s the least romantic entry on this list, and this list isn’t exactly rife with romance.

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