Here’s a list of Care Bears characters:
Good Luck Bear
Baby Hugs Bear
Forest Friend Bear
I Love You Bear
“I Love You Bear?” “Funshine Bear?” Oh. Yeah. These guys will help us win the war on terror. This is such a standard pacifist agenda. Where is “Increased Military Spending Bear” or “Smoke ‘Em Out of Their Holes Bear?”
They’re probably enduring a shitstorm in Afghanistan while these guys play an acoustic guitar and talk about their feelings.
Also, it’s rude to stare.
I haven’t seen these shows, but I once saw my housekeeper’s daughter wearing a Dora the Explorer sweatshirt, so I’m pretty sure that this show brainwashes our children into opening up our borders.
If Dora is so unhappy with the United States that she feels the need to “explore,” maybe she should leave this fine country. Or at the very least go to Florida or New Mexico.
Why are these men so close to each other? And why can’t we see their hands?
Shame on you, Electric Company. Shame on your eyes.