7 Terrible Movies To See On A Date

Thursday, September 29 by

American Beauty

This isn’t what Frank Sinatra had in mind when he wrote “Love and Marriage.” Kevin Spacey and Annette Bening’s portrayal of a married couple who have grown to hate one another features all the spontaneity and recklessness that a real couple would exhibit when fighting for their independence from one another. Better to just go see a Kate Hudson movie. I never thought I’d say that.

Teeth

It’s safe to say that nobody’s getting any after watching two hours of man-eating vagina.