7 Possible Locations For The Academy Awards

Monday, February 6 by

Perhaps It Could Be Done Virutally, In A Chat Room?

Apologies. This is a logistical nightmare. Never mind. Hugh Jackman’s uh-mazing song and dance numbers aren’t done justice via the written word.

Some Place In France, For Roman Polanski’s Sake

Let’s bring the mountain to Mohammed, people. For 30 years, poor Roman hasn’t been able to attend an awards ceremony, despite being nominated several times. Doesn’t seem fair to me. What has he done to deserve to be excluded like this? While the Oscar’s should be an exclusive event, I don’t think that they should AIM to exclude. Let Roman relive his glory days.

In all seriousness, though, keep him away from Dakota Fanning.

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