If something can go wrong, it will. That’s why you should really leave your toys at home. Sure, bringing your brand ne machete along on a camping trip might seem like a good idea for clearing brush, but trust me, you’ll be kicking yourself when a psychopath buries it in your skull. Other items you might want to not pack are spearguns and weed-whackers modified with buzzsaw blades on the end.
Whether you’re storming off in a huff, dropping a deuce, or rendezvousing for a clandestine boink, it’s a good idea to tell someone where you’re going and when you’ll be back. I can understand the urge to want to jam in the power room of a ship as much as the next guy, but do so carefully. Otherwise, your friends might later be startled when your corpse falls down on them from an attic crawlspace.
Jason Voorhees ha taken out many victims in tip-top physical condition. So, if you’re overweight, uncoordinated, or goofing off, it’s likely you’ll also fall prey. Think about it. If you’re clowning around and trying to impress a girl by walking on your hands, there’s no way you’re going to be able to run for your life. Also, if walking on your hands is your pick up move, there’s no way you’re going to get laid.