7 Cities The Porn Industry Could Move To If It Leaves Los Angeles

Thursday, February 23 by

Salt Lake City

This scenario would be pretty much the same as the Branson one, only you get the whole lapsed Mormon thing going on, which is hot as hell. I happen to know a handful of Mormons in the adult industry, and they’re great. It’s nice to hang out with people who are completely incapable of judging you because you are familiar with their spectacular downward spiral.

It would also make Sundance a lot more fun.

Gstaad

I know very little about Gstaad, except that it’s a Swiss alpine city that rich people went to in the 1970’s and 80’s. If it was to get a burgeoning adult film scene, I think that it would be done right. Not only would the films get 80% classier, but I think that they would be hotter just by having the word “Gstaad” in the opening credits. It’s a sexy word, and two camps would develop. One group would pronounce it “Schtaad,” while another group would say “G-shtad.” A smaller splinter group would say “G-shtat.” I like to think I would be in the third camp, but there’s only one way to know for Gsure.

Bring porn to Gstaad. For the sake of art.

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