7 Characters Who Are More Engineered Than A Kardashian’s Marriage

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Wolverine – X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Wolverine had his mutant abilities enhanced with the grafting of indestructible metal onto his bones. This is coupled with his natural ability to heal and never age — an ability that Kris Jenner would pay millions of dollars to possess.

Sil – Species

Sil was created in a lab by government scientists after they followed a DNA recipe sent to them by mysterious aliens. She, of course, escaped and attempted to enslave mankind with her vagina. More of a Paris Hilton move, but I wouldn’t put it past the Kardashians.

Mechagodzilla – Terror of Mechagodzilla

Godzilla‘s mechanical doppelganger was created by the Simians in their attempt to depose the King of All Monsters and set the public against him. Although the real Godzilla wasn’t going to take that lying down. Unlike Kim, who rose to prominence when she filmed herself taking it from RayJ while lying down.

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