6 Of The Most Ridiculous Porn Parodies Ever Made

Sunday, February 26 by Stu Moody

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As long as movies have been around, there have been parodies and satires of those movies. And as long as porno movies have been around, they've ripped their inspiration from legitimate Hollywood films. When you put pornography and parody together, you've got yourself a recipe for ridiculous movies. And sex, too. Lots of sex, of the ridiculous variety. Some are more clever and hilarious than others, so we've compiled a list of six of the craziest and most ridiculous porn parodies ever made!

"Ass Ventura: Crack Detective"

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It's not like the source material of "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" was especially high-brow to begin with. But this porn film took a ridiculous movie and made it even more ridiculous with inclusion of silicone-enhanced porn stars and flimsy plot set-ups for sex. "You're a detective? A private investigator? Well, how about investigating my privates?" Oh, if only it were that easy in real life.

 

"Edward Penishands"

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The work of Tim Burton doesn't seem like it would be especially fertile ground for pornographic parodies, but leave it to "Edward Penishands" to prove the naysayers wrong. You have to admire the movie's title for its complete lack of pretense. It comes right out with what this movie about: a guy with giant hands. You haven't lived until you've seen a grown man try to eat spaghetti with two phallic hands. Oh, the movie's sex moves between "ridiculous" and "disgusting" with unnerving regularity.

 

"The Sex Files"

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Look at the woman on the cover of the movie's box. She's a dead ringer for Gillian Anderson, the female lead on the real "X Files" show. And really, what fan of the series hasn't had that fantasy? Who among you hasn't wanted to get to know Dana Scully a little better? Well, "The Sex Files" is here to save you. Alien encounters and the probes they come along with have never been so ridiculous.

 

"Sluts and the City"

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When you think about it, "Sluts and the City" could have been the actual name of the HBO's hit "Sex and the City." It would seem that this porn parody's filmmakers just took the source material and expanded on it a little bit. Carrie and Co. were already pretty loose with their morals, so a porn parody doesn't seem like much of a stretch. In fact, after the total dud that was "Sex and the City 2," don't be surprised if the third movie goes for the full-on porn experience.

 

"Space Nuts"

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So, is the ridiculous "Space Nuts" a parody of "Star Wars?" Or is it a parody of "Space Balls," the Mel Brooks movie that was a parody of "Star Wars?" This porno movie could be a lesson in subversive adult parodies. Or it could be an excuse to have women in ridiculous outfits bumping uglies with martians and other space folk. It's generally assumed that the latter is the truth, rather than the former. But either way, that "Stormy" chick is downright hot!

 

"A Clockwork Orgy"

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"A Clockwork Orange" was already pushing the limits of mainstream films with its scenes of sex and violence. It bordered on the pornographic, so what filmmaker could resist making the leap to outright pornography with this parody? Alex De Large and his gang of droogs are replaced by maniacal and sexy females, and much of the violence  and political machinations are replaced with sex, sex, and more sex. But really, who's complaining.

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