Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit, “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”
Jessica Rabbit is the hyper-idealized version of a woman. Never mind that if she were real, her tiny waist wouldn’t be able to support her humongous chest. The real tragedy here is that she hooked up with the goofy and klutzy Roger Rabbit. This is a woman who could have had anyone, and she picked a dumb bunny? Face it, Roger, she’s out of your league.
Warren Beatty and Halle Berry, “Bulworth”
In this 1998 political comedy, Halle Berry is a smoking hot chick from South Central L.A. Warren Beatty is roughly ten million years old here, looking sweaty and haggard through most of the movie. Naturally, he and Halle should hook up, right? That’s what would happen in real life, of course. Politicians bang stuck-up interns, not street-smart supermodels. Stay where you’re better acquainted, Warren.