When producers of Be Cool needed an out of touch white guy to coo phrases like “Outta sight!,” and “That really pops!,” at Christina Milan, they didn’t need to look any further than Steven Tyler. Though many fought for the role, Tyler was the only right choice. Delighting viewers as they watched his performance and wondered aloud, “Isn’t that the chick from Knots Landing?
Despite his hair, face, and clothes, there are still women out there who go crazy for Steven Tyler. Everywhere he goes, he’s chased by crowds of females eager to act like school girls and show him their lack of self respect. Why should it be any different in Springfield? When Aerosmith stopped in at Flaming Moe’s, Mrs. Krabappel let it be known she’d do anything to get on their bus. Which really is bullsh*t. Whenever I take girls somewhere on the bus, it never leads to sex.