5 Film Families Larger Than The Duggars

Wednesday, November 9 by

The Carveths – The Brood

Nola Carveth had a lot of issues with her parents. Sadly, she never had their love, as they’d much rather show that love to bottles of alcohol. Recalling this abuse, the rage she’d bottled up for so long manifested itself when she parthenogenetically birthed scores of asexual, color-blind, murderous child creatures both toothless and devoid of a belly button. Parents, when was the last time you hugged your child?

The Rico Clones – Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd finds his greatest enemy in Rico. Both were created from The Janus Project, an experiment that attempted to create the perfect law-keeper via cloning. Rico is the inferior clone and bitter enough about it, that he commandeers a revived attempt of the Janus Project and creates an army of clones using his own DNA. However, they aren’t allowed to cook long enough before being released and just kind of disappear from the film altogether. Seriously, film editor?

The AliensToy Story 3

Denizens of a strange world known as Pizza Planet (Brett Ratner’s favorite planet), the Toy Story aliens are vast in number, but fiercely loyal and cult-like. Three members of this enormous family are separated from their kin, but charitabl taken off the streets by The Potato Heads. Though they share no biological connection, they love one another just the same.

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