Having finally run out of things to complain about, Andy Rooney signed off from 60 Minutes last night. Born on January 14, 1919, the 92-year old has been spouting off curmudgeonly rants on the news program for 33 years, but has now retired after reminding crew and staffers of their own mortality for far too long. He may be gone, but his old man smell will linger on in the studio for years to come.
Hey, speaking of smelly and old, here are five actors older than Andy Rooney.
Date of Birth: Januar 24, 1917
Most famous for the lead role in McHale’s Navy, old fart Ernest Borgnine has also enjoyed a long career with appearances in Escape From New York, The Wild Bunch, The Dirty Dozen, and BASEketball. In recent years, he famously admitted that the secret to his health and longevity is that he spends a lot of time masturbating. In fact, he’s probably doing it right now. There’s a visual.
Date of Birth: December 9, 1916
Kirk Douglas most recently frightened children when he appeared at the Oscars and delivered a 17-hour speech. However, before creeping out James Franco, he was one of Hollywood’s biggest stars in his day. He starred in Spartacus, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and The Final Countdown. He also has the distinction of being the only living being that prevents Michael Douglas from looking old.