family friendly "Night at the Museum" quotes that can come to life. Just remember to lock up when you're done.
"No problemo, Gigantor" This line, spoken by a tiny Owen Wilson to Ben Stiller, would be a formidable quote to use when you encounter any lumbering leviathans in your everyday life. Be careful, though–in the movie, Stiller rebuttals by calling Wilson "tiny," so using this "Night at the Museum" quote is inadvisable if you're at all insecure about your stature.
"Control your young!" This line, spoken by Ricky "Best Part of This Movie" Gervais, is a good one for if you're confronted by any rowdy schoolchildren. Sure, it might make you seem like a preening, high-strung jerk, but at least those kids will shut up, right? Telling parents what to do with their children is always effective.
comedic discretion, for God's sake.