4 Cooking Shows You Could Easily Mistake For Porn SJ

Saturday, October 29 by Winston Carter

Mistaking these four cooking shows for porn is all too easy of a feat.  With their gorgeous hosts, sexual moans and groans of pleasure, and R-rated use of carrots, these shows use a not so subtle mix of food and sex to draw viewers of all ages and genders. Also they occasionally make some good-looking food.

Easy Italian With Giada Di Laurentiis
The grand daughter of mega movie producer Lorenzo Di Laurentiis, Giada has been giving lessons in sexiness for most of the last decade. With her gorgeous Italian looks Giadda can even make chopping parsley sexual.

French Food Made Easy
Host Laura Calder embodies the slightly older woman every man fantasizes about. Calder speaks softly about the food she makes in a way that can only be described as “kitchen pillowtallk.”  Her sexual presence may be subtle but it’s there like a hint of lavender in the air.

Nigella Feasts

Nigella Lawson is the Jenna Jameson of the food world.  With her british accent and curves that will not quit, Nigella is the least subtle of all the women on this list. Supposedly food is made on this show but you’d never know it since 90 percent of the show is steam coming out of pots and her looking coyly at the camera.  Not that any of us are complaining.

30 Minute Meals
For anyone who doesn’t know who Rachel Ray is let me drop some knowledge on you.  She’s not hot, shes almost not attractive, but there’s something about her that can make anyone instantly hate and love her.  That bizarre element of her personality paired with her incredible charm to women has made her a star that shines brighter than almost any Food network chef before her.  And anyone who has watched her handle a banana will instantly know that her show flirts with the porn genre in ways that would make a porn star blush.

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