29 Greatest Thong Scenes In Cinema History

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Tara Reid – Silent Partner (2005)

Tara Reid takes a lot of flack just because she’s a moron with crappy looking, surgically-modified breasts. But this thong scene goes a long way toward making up for “Franken-nipple.”

Carla Gugino – Sin City (2005)

Carla Gugino walks around topless for most of her role in Sin City. But don’t let her giant breasts blind you to how awesome she looks in a thong. Actually, do what ever the hell you want. I don’t care.

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Sienna Miller – Alfie (2005)

This scene of Sienna Miller topless in a thong is just one more reason to punch Jude Law in his smug limey face.

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Vera Farmiga – Running Scared (2006)

While Vera Farmiga‘s pants never come off in this scene, her thong still manages to make an appearance. You have to appreciate that kind of effort.

Olga Kurylenko in Hitman (2007)

Based on the minarets in this scene, I’d advise Olga Kurylenko to put some pants on before she ends up with a stone (or 20) upside her head.

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Marisa Tomei – The Wrestler (2008)

Marisa Tomei was in her mid-40′s when this scene was filmed, and she still looked better than most women half her age. Then again, if I was standing next to Mickey Rourke, I’d probably look like George Clooney by comparison, so I guess it’s all relative.

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Willa Ford – Impulse (2008)

I don’t know who Willa Ford is, but she makes me want to go out and buy stock in a thong company.

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Eliza Dushku – Nobel Son (2009)

Nobel Son contains the best Eliza Dushku performance I have ever seen. It’s also the only Eliza Dushku performance I’ve ever seen (or care to remember).

Kristen Stewart – Welcome to the Rileys (2010)

See, if Twilight had more thongs, and less shirtless wolf-boys, I’d give it a chance.

We Saved the Best for Last…

Up until now, the list has been in chronological order. But we decided to save the best for last. Click on the picture to see the greatest thong scene in the history of cinema.

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COMMENTS

  1. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Spewf

    Wow, that was one of my favorite articles in a long time. Great finds.


  2. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Fadingin

    i dont think that was gwyneth paltrows real behind in shallow hal. (just saying)


  3. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    james marshamelski

    hhehehehe
    Demi Moore, Striptease
    (gamedownloadscity.com)
    it’s for “research purposes” right?


  4. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    brian

    How like a 13 year old girl to try to get ‘likes’ on your webbook or whatever.


  5. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Ken M

    The Facebook-like thing at the end? Slimy.


  6. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Guest

    Didn’t even bother with the last one.


  7. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Rockvilleman

    You forgot to thank the body doubles. Next time, show us everything and don’t use Facebook — real sleazy.


  8. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Rockvilleman

    You forgot to thank the body doubles. Next time, show us everything and don’t use Facebook — real sleazy.


  9. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Bone

    What’s the last one?


  10. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Anonymous

    I didn’t follow the link, but it’s totally Borat.

    http://boratmedia.com/pictures/borat-movie-06.jpg


  11. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    FU

    Next time, kiss my ass.


  12. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    will

    Bullshit another flocking web site that you have to have a flocking facebook login. Break used to be the best but know they’ve sold out couldn’t do it without facebook attached so they could screw the privacy of there users. It wont be long know that they start collecting data for facebook oh wait just by having the facebook like as part of there rating system they are collecting data for them. I cant believe you have pushed it to a new level.


  13. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Fwef

    you forgot the best one from six days seven nights


  14. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Fwef

    you forgot the best one from six days seven nights


  15. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    David

    Didn’t see Salma Hayek from Dusk till Dawn so the whole list is suspect.


  16. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Notmyrealemailorname

    I agree the attempt to get likes on Facebook was pathetic. If you want people to like your stuff or friend your Facebook page just post quality articles on your Facebook page… don’t try to trick people.