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29 Greatest Thong Scenes In Cinema History
Kari Wuhrer – Crossing Guard (1995)
I’ve never seen Crossing Guard, and now that I’ve seen the best part, I probably never will. What? There’s a topless scene? Well then, I stand corrected.
Kim Cattrall – Live Nude Girls (1995)
Before Cattrall made a name for herself playing a bloated-old walrus on “Sex and the City,” she used to look pretty good in a thong. Good to know.
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Demi Moore – Striptease (1996)
Before she was serving up Bruce Willis’ sloppy seconds to Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore was busy giving lap dances in films like Striptease. In my opinion, this is the sexiest thing she ever took part in, aside from GI Jane, of course.
Claire Danes – To Gillian On Her 37th Birthday (1996)
If I had any idea this movie had Claire Danes in a thong, I might have watched it. Well, at least I might have watched back in 1996. I can get porn for free on the Internet, now, so there’s really no need to sit through a crap-film like this just to catch a glimpse of an ass cheek. At any rate, she looks good.
Jaime Pressly – Poison Ivy 3 (1997)
This seven second clip is a thousand times better than all the episodes of “My Name Is Earl” combined. Nice work, Jaime.
Denise Richards – Wild Things (1998)
Between all the nudity and three-way sex, you probably don’t remember that Denise Richards wore a thong in Wild Things. Well she did, and it was spectacular.
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Carmen Electra – Scary Movie (2000)
Carmen Electra’s ass is a lot like a White Castle hamburger. Yes, they probably both smell like onions, but that’s not my point. If you don’t live near a White Castle, it’s awesome to get one when you have the chance. But if they open a White Castle by your house, you stop caring, cause it’s always there. Carmen Electra’s ass is ALWAYS there, so I just don’t care any more.
Gwyneth Paltrow – Shallow Hal (2001)
Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t exactly my go-to girl when it comes to hot asses. I save that spot for Ryan Seacrest. But even so, she pulls this thong scene off quite nicely.
Kate Winslet – Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Kate Winslet looks hot in a thong. Sure, you can see her topless in other films, but at least in this one, she isn’t playing a cradle-robbing Nazi. It’s a trade off.
Natalie Portman – Closer (2004)
Natalie Portman might wear a thong in Your Highness, but it’s not the first time. We can’t forget to mention her wonderful strip-club scene in Closer.
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COMMENTS
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
Spewf
Wow, that was one of my favorite articles in a long time. Great finds.
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
Fadingin
i dont think that was gwyneth paltrows real behind in shallow hal. (just saying)
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
james marshamelski
hhehehehe
Demi Moore, Striptease
(gamedownloadscity.com)
it’s for “research purposes” right?
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
brian
How like a 13 year old girl to try to get ‘likes’ on your webbook or whatever.
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
Ken M
The Facebook-like thing at the end? Slimy.
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
Guest
Didn’t even bother with the last one.
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
Rockvilleman
You forgot to thank the body doubles. Next time, show us everything and don’t use Facebook — real sleazy.
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
Rockvilleman
You forgot to thank the body doubles. Next time, show us everything and don’t use Facebook — real sleazy.
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
Bone
What’s the last one?
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
Anonymous
I didn’t follow the link, but it’s totally Borat.
http://boratmedia.com/pictures/borat-movie-06.jpg
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
FU
Next time, kiss my ass.
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
will
Bullshit another flocking web site that you have to have a flocking facebook login. Break used to be the best but know they’ve sold out couldn’t do it without facebook attached so they could screw the privacy of there users. It wont be long know that they start collecting data for facebook oh wait just by having the facebook like as part of there rating system they are collecting data for them. I cant believe you have pushed it to a new level.
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
Fwef
you forgot the best one from six days seven nights
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
Fwef
you forgot the best one from six days seven nights
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
David
Didn’t see Salma Hayek from Dusk till Dawn so the whole list is suspect.
April 6, 2011 4:42 pm
Notmyrealemailorname
I agree the attempt to get likes on Facebook was pathetic. If you want people to like your stuff or friend your Facebook page just post quality articles on your Facebook page… don’t try to trick people.