29 Greatest Thong Scenes In Cinema History

Wednesday, April 6 by

Nicolette Scorsese – Christmas Vacation (1989)

You don’t actually see the thong in this Chevy Chase holiday comedy, but we had to include it. Screw you if you don’t like it. It’s a god damn classic.

Loryn Locklin – Taking Care of Business (1990)

If you actually want to watch this film, you’ll have to deal with 120 minutes of Jim Beliushi. Luckily, the author of this Youtube video has edited out “the Belush,” leaving only the good parts (the “good parts” being Loryn Locklin’s ass).

Katherine Heigl – My Father the Hero (1994)

If you watched the clip above and liked it, you are a pedophile. That is all.

Jamie Lee Curtis – True Lies (1994)

I heard a rumor about Jamie Lee Curtis. Apparently, before she was selling yogurt that makes you shit, she used to be hot.

Kari Wuhrer – Crossing Guard (1995)

I’ve never seen Crossing Guard, and now that I’ve seen the best part, I probably never will. What? There’s a topless scene? Well then, I stand corrected.

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COMMENTS

  1. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Spewf

    Wow, that was one of my favorite articles in a long time. Great finds.


  2. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Fadingin

    i dont think that was gwyneth paltrows real behind in shallow hal. (just saying)


  3. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    james marshamelski

    hhehehehe
    Demi Moore, Striptease
    (gamedownloadscity.com)
    it’s for “research purposes” right?


  4. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    brian

    How like a 13 year old girl to try to get ‘likes’ on your webbook or whatever.


  5. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Ken M

    The Facebook-like thing at the end? Slimy.


  6. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Guest

    Didn’t even bother with the last one.


  7. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Rockvilleman

    You forgot to thank the body doubles. Next time, show us everything and don’t use Facebook — real sleazy.


  8. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Rockvilleman

    You forgot to thank the body doubles. Next time, show us everything and don’t use Facebook — real sleazy.


  9. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Bone

    What’s the last one?


  10. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Anonymous

    I didn’t follow the link, but it’s totally Borat.

    http://boratmedia.com/pictures/borat-movie-06.jpg


  11. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    FU

    Next time, kiss my ass.


  12. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    will

    Bullshit another flocking web site that you have to have a flocking facebook login. Break used to be the best but know they’ve sold out couldn’t do it without facebook attached so they could screw the privacy of there users. It wont be long know that they start collecting data for facebook oh wait just by having the facebook like as part of there rating system they are collecting data for them. I cant believe you have pushed it to a new level.


  13. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Fwef

    you forgot the best one from six days seven nights


  14. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Fwef

    you forgot the best one from six days seven nights


  15. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    David

    Didn’t see Salma Hayek from Dusk till Dawn so the whole list is suspect.


  16. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Notmyrealemailorname

    I agree the attempt to get likes on Facebook was pathetic. If you want people to like your stuff or friend your Facebook page just post quality articles on your Facebook page… don’t try to trick people.