You don’t actually see the thong in this Chevy Chase holiday comedy, but we had to include it. Screw you if you don’t like it. It’s a god damn classic.
If you actually want to watch this film, you’ll have to deal with 120 minutes of Jim Beliushi. Luckily, the author of this Youtube video has edited out “the Belush,” leaving only the good parts (the “good parts” being Loryn Locklin’s ass).
If you watched the clip above and liked it, you are a pedophile. That is all.
I heard a rumor about Jamie Lee Curtis. Apparently, before she was selling yogurt that makes you shit, she used to be hot.
I’ve never seen Crossing Guard, and now that I’ve seen the best part, I probably never will. What? There’s a topless scene? Well then, I stand corrected.
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