29 Greatest Thong Scenes In Cinema History

Wednesday, April 6 by

We’ve covered topless scenes, bikini scenes, and even pigtails, so the next logical step in our devolution toward becoming a softcore porn site is the 29 greatest thong scenes in cinema history. Inspired by Natalie Portman‘s upcoming thong scene in Your Highness, we spent hours combing the Internet in order to bring you the best of the best in thong-related cinema. This was no easy task, and came at great personal expense. As a result of compiling this list, I’ve been desensitized to the point where my penis didn’t even budge while watching the three-way scene from Wild Things. I hope you’re happy. Enjoy the thongs.

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Note: We included one-piece bathing suits that floss in the back. If you don’t like it, write your friggin’ congressman.

Melanie Griffith – Fear City (1984)

There was a time where Melanie Griffith in a thong was something people would pay to see. That time was 1984, and it was every bit as chilling as Owell’s dystopian tale.

Click here for the full video (NSFW).

Linda Kozlowski – Crocodile Dundee (1986)

Remember when Australian crap was all the rage? If not, you were probably born after 1990. There’s no shame in that, but you did miss out on same great thong scenes. But you also missed out on hyper-color shirts, so I guess you take the good with the bad.

Goldie Hawn – Overboard (1987)

If you’ve ever wondered where Kate Hudson gets her good looks, look no further than Goldie Hawn in this scene from Overboard. I’d make a joke about those stupid glasses, but chances are, you didn’t even notice she was wearing them.

Kelly Lynch – Cocktail (1988)

Kelly Lynch looks great in this thong scene from the Tom Crusie classic, Cocktail. But I’ll always remember her as Patrick Swayze‘s girl in Roadhouse. Rest in peace, Dalton.

Eloise Broady – Weekend at Bernies (1989)

I’d never heard of Eloise Broady until I looked her name up today, but her performance in Weekend at Bernie‘s has stuck with me for over 20 years. Now that’s what I call great acting. Please note that I didn’t make a joke about her ass getting a dead man aroused. Even though it was perfect for the film, I took the high road.

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COMMENTS

  1. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Spewf

    Wow, that was one of my favorite articles in a long time. Great finds.


  2. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Fadingin

    i dont think that was gwyneth paltrows real behind in shallow hal. (just saying)


  3. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    james marshamelski

    hhehehehe
    Demi Moore, Striptease
    (gamedownloadscity.com)
    it’s for “research purposes” right?


  4. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    brian

    How like a 13 year old girl to try to get ‘likes’ on your webbook or whatever.


  5. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Ken M

    The Facebook-like thing at the end? Slimy.


  6. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Guest

    Didn’t even bother with the last one.


  7. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Rockvilleman

    You forgot to thank the body doubles. Next time, show us everything and don’t use Facebook — real sleazy.


  8. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Rockvilleman

    You forgot to thank the body doubles. Next time, show us everything and don’t use Facebook — real sleazy.


  9. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Bone

    What’s the last one?


  10. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Anonymous

    I didn’t follow the link, but it’s totally Borat.

    http://boratmedia.com/pictures/borat-movie-06.jpg


  11. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    FU

    Next time, kiss my ass.


  12. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    will

    Bullshit another flocking web site that you have to have a flocking facebook login. Break used to be the best but know they’ve sold out couldn’t do it without facebook attached so they could screw the privacy of there users. It wont be long know that they start collecting data for facebook oh wait just by having the facebook like as part of there rating system they are collecting data for them. I cant believe you have pushed it to a new level.


  13. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Fwef

    you forgot the best one from six days seven nights


  14. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Fwef

    you forgot the best one from six days seven nights


  15. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    David

    Didn’t see Salma Hayek from Dusk till Dawn so the whole list is suspect.


  16. April 6, 2011 4:42 pm

    Notmyrealemailorname

    I agree the attempt to get likes on Facebook was pathetic. If you want people to like your stuff or friend your Facebook page just post quality articles on your Facebook page… don’t try to trick people.