24 ‘Die Hard 5′ Titles That Make ‘A Good Day to Die Hard’ Look Brilliant

Wednesday, October 12 by
This is how I felt writing this piece.  

Ok. The puns are reaching a James Bondian-level in the Die Hard franchise, so it’s really hard to criticize their title for the fifth installment, A Good Day to Die Hard. It’s not bad, but it’s kind of middle-of-the-road – not so bad it’s awesome, and not so good it’s clever. Since I’m not clever, I’m going to take the former approach and suggest some titles that make Snakes on a Plane seem like The Unbearable Lightness of Being.

I am aware there is a Twitter hastag (#betterdiehardtitles), but I didn’t examine it (besides my editor’s Tweets) in hopes of maintaining the integrity of my list. One look at some of the entries below and it will be immediately clear that I had no help with this piece.

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