Brigitte Bardot is hot. Pigtails are hot. Ergo, Brigitte Bardot wearing pigtails is extremely hot, even if it’s in a horrible a French comedy that was filmed on the cheap in Mexico. Keep in mind, this film predates the internet by about 30 years, so guys had to take hotness wherever they could get it, even if it meant sitting through shit like this.
Update: In my first attempt to describe Reese Witherspoon‘s character in Cruel Intentions, I gave the wrong information. Apparently, I confused her for one of the other characters. Because I honestly don’t give a damn about this film, I’ll just admit I was wrong, and leave it at that. So just stare at the picture for a while, and move on.
Fathom, a horrible spy film from the 60’s, is basically just an excuse to show off Raquel Welch in hot pants and low-cut shirts. At this, it succeeds. At everything else (plot, acting, etc.), it fails. But you can’t really argue with those pigtails.