Take your zombies and vampires and paranormal entities and throw them out the window. There's is no antagonist more scary than the creepy kid. You're legally not allowed to defend yourself against you and those little psychos use that to their advantage. That's why they need to pick on someone their own size.

Below you'll find seven hypothetical match-ups between the creepiest kids ever committed to film. A lot of tough choices were made. This wasn't easy, so please feel free to sound off in the 'Comments' section and tell us where we went wrong.

Carol Anne Freeling (Poltergeist) vs. Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense)

Both share the ability to see ghosts that their adult counterparts do not, so you would assume this ability would connect them. However, there's no such thing as friends on the Creepy Kid Battlefield. You might be inclined to pick The Sixth Sense's Cole as the victor given his age and advanced strength, but you need to factor in his emotional state. He's severely messed up and in therapy, whereas Poltergeist's Carol Anne has been to the other side and back, seemingly with no signs of mental trauma. She's a tough chick. I'd bet on her.

Our Pick: Carol Anne Freeling

Eli (Let The Right One In) vs Firestarter (Firestarter)

Though she would sustain substantial injury, Eli from Let The Right One In would absolutely house Firestarter. Assuming this fight takes place at night, Eli's super-strength and speed would make short work of the young pyrokinetic. Of course, she would need to feed after in order to heal from the extreme burns she'd likely receive. If a sufficient food source couldn't be found, it is possible she would die a slow, lingering death. However, this also poses a question: What would happen if Eli were to feed on Firestarter? Would she also develop mental powers?

Our Pick: Eli

Adam Duncan (Godsend) vs Adam Meiks (Frailty)

This is a tough one. Frailty's Adam Meiks only kills those that he or his father consider to be demons. Godsend's Adam Duncan doesn't exactly fall into this category, though he is possessed by the soul of an evil child. Adam Duncan is definitely the more devious of the two and he's far more likely to get the drop on Adam Meiks. Unless his true nature can be seen. That being the case, it's likely that Adam Meiks would methodically dispose of Adam Duncan.

Our Pick: Adam Meiks

Regan MacNeil (The Exorcist) vs. Samara (The Ring)

I could easily see a scenario where the possessed Regan from The Exorcist and The Ring's Samara grapple with neither coming up the victor. It's only through self-sacrifice (or human interference) that this match would end. The only way this fight is ending is with the two demons tearing into one another, when they eventually both fall into Samara's well before being swallowed up by a Hell portal.

Our Pick: Tie

Rhoda Penmark (The Bad Seed) vs Esther (The Orphan)

These two are too similar to ever be able to get along. There can only be one murderous adopted child bludgeoning victims around these parts. Although I feel the advantage goes to Esther, she technically should be DQ'ed. She's not a child at all, but rather an adult dwarf con woman who pretends to be a sweet child. In other words, she's a ringer.

Our Pick: Rhoda Penmark By Disqualification

The Boy Who Could Fly (The Boy Who Could Fly) vs Isaac (The Children of the Corn)

This is a fight I'd pay to see. The Boy Who Could Fly is older, bigger, and stronger than Isaac (non-possessed). Not to mention his ability to float through the air. Isaac is organized, however. If he brings Malachi or any other members of his murder child cult into the fight (and he soooo would), Boy Who Could Fly might have his hands full. It's best that he dive-bombs Isaac when he isn't with his entourage. And absolutely avoid the cornfields.

Our Pick: The Boy Who Could Fly

The Grady Twins (The Shining) vs Banjo Boy (Deliverance)

Face it. Deliverance's Banjo Boy has seen some sh*t. The Shining's Grady Twins strength lies in their ghostly ability to scare children. But there's no shaking Banjo Boy. Look at his steely confidence. The kid knows things about the world that nobody should. There's no cracking that nut.

Our Pick: Banjo Boy

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