10 TV And Movie Lesbians We Wouldn’t Kick Off A Plane For Kissing

Thursday, September 29 by

5. and 4. Selby and Aileen Wuornos – Monster

We would let her stay because she was a lesbian. We would NOT let her stay because she hated men and kept killing them. We are NOT tolerant of that. That’s shitty behavior that will get you kicked off the plane so fast your head will spin.

We’re only gonna restate that once: Screen Junkies Air – Lesbians are welcome, man-hating serial killers are not. She wants to make out with Christina Ricci? That’s fine. She stabs some dude in a neck with a pen she borrowed to do Sudoku? She’s kicked off and may or may not get on the next flight, subject to the flight’s availability.

3. Corky – Bound

Gina Gershon’s character in this crime thriller scares the hell out of us. Even if we did object to same-sex kissing, we would probably let her do it anyway, because she’s an ex-con and could do some damage aboard the plane. Will we let ex-con’s fly on our airline? Hmmm. Probably not. That sounds dangerous. We could perhaps develop a sister airline to fly criminals around. We would call it Con Air or something like that.

Just spitballin’ here.