I really worry about Otis. He graduated from college with a degree but without a lick of sense. Being neurotic and wearing pyjamas as clothing is a dangerous combination and the only job he could find was at a video store. That’s a dangerous field to be in with the rate that video stores are going out of business. No doubt he’ll have to take out a cash advance on his credit card. That will drive his APR through the roof. The credit card companies are really going to rape him. He needs help.
Let’s ignore the fact that he scammed his way through school, and focus on the fact that he’s old as f*ck. What company is going to hire a 35-year old undergrad?
Ogre has some big troubles coming his way. It’s obvious that he got into college on a football scholarship. But is he really willing to pin his future to NFL dreams? What if he blows a knee? Where will he be then? And based of of the revenge of the nerd sequel, there’s a very real chance he’d fail the drug test. Up to his eyeballs in debt and out of touch with Stan Gable. It’s also very likely he’ll be working in a grocery warehouse and frightening women.