10 Best ‘Kung Fu Panda’ Movie Quotes

Wednesday, March 2 by Chuck G.

Animated films are fun to watch, so here are 10 best “Kung Fu Panda” movie quotes for you to enjoy. "Kung Fu Panda" is about an overweight panda who was chosen to fulfill a prophecy as a Dragon Warrior. Despite his size, he had to learn the secret arts of kung fu. That’s where the fun begins. T

  1. “I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda.” Po This quote, of course, was in response to his size when the villain, Tai Lung, called him a fat panda. Po just clarified the point in this best “Kung Fu Panda” movie quote.
  2.  “There is now a level zero.” Master Shifu This remark was after Po was defeated by the obstacle course. Unbelievable!
  3. “It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.” Tigress Po knew he could not survive on dew. Not yet ready to be a Dragon Warrior, huh?
  4. “He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.” Mantis In this best “Kung-Fu Panda” movie quote, the legendary warriors watch Po bounce all over the place after his first punch. Not quite what they had in mind for a warrior.
  5. “There is no charge for awesomeness… or attractiveness.” Po A sign of conceit in Po. Or was he just being funny? Maybe a bit of both.
  6. The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.” Po The panda was just being honest in this best “Kung Fu Panda” movie quotes about Mantis’s size. A praying mantis really isn’t that big.
  7. “One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.” Oogway The reluctant hero is what Oogway means. Po must find his way to the path of the warrior because he wants to be there.
  8. “I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.” Po Right. Shifu isn’t buying that excuse and neither are the Furious Five.
  9. “There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” Oogway This best “Kung Fu Panda” movie quote is full of real-life philosophy. Not sure Po got it though.
  10. “Oh! My tenders!” Po This funniest of the ten best “Kung-Fu Panda” movie quotes is when Po got hit in the crotch. Po was definitely the character you laughed at the most in "Kung Fu Panda."