"Dazed and Confused" quotes are funny and witty. The movie has a large ensemble cast, but the writers managed to create great and memorable quotes for each character. The movie "Dazed and Confused" revolves around one day, which is the last day of school High school juniors are rejoicing they will be seniors, and incoming freshman are getting hazed. The 1993 comedy is set in the 1970's and revolves are many groups of friends, who all end up at the same big blow out party.

  1. "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age." by David Wooderson. One of the best, and most memorable "Dazed and Confused" quotes is this one by David, who is played by Matthew McConaughey. David says this quote while outside a pool hall. He is leaning up against the wall, and watching the hot high school girls walk past. He has been out of high school for a while, and delivers the quote in a smooth yet creepy manner.

  2. "I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!" by Simone. This "Dazed and Confused" quote was said during the female freshman hazing scene. In the movie all the cool incoming freshman girls are hazed in the high school parking lot. The seniors to-be have the incoming freshman lay on the cement while condiments are poured on them. Simone says the first part of the quote in a nice, sweet voice and then quickly changes to a mean authoritative voice when telling them to fry like bacon.

  3. "Hear that, he was 'getting there'. Son, you wouldn't even know what to do if you got there." by Tommy Houston. During the movie Tommy pulled John away from a girl he was making out with at a school dance. Tommy said this "Dazed and Confused" quote after John said he was getting somewhere with the girl sexually. It is a funny quote because Tommy had no care about John scoring with a girl, and is so sure he will wind up no where with her.

  4. "You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?" by David Wooderson. David says this quote to the shy, but cute senior to-be Cynthia Dunn. She is the redhead who is good friends with the two nerds Tony and Mike. While Cynthia is in the car with Tony and Mike, David spots her and immediately thinks she is hot because he loves redheads. The way David says this "Dazed and Confused" quote is in his sly, yet calm manner which makes it funny.

  5. “Now, see, what’s fascinating is the way, not only the school, but the entire community, seems to be supporting this or, at least, turn their heads. I mean, they apparently have permission to use the parking lot. No parents seem to mind, you know. They’re selling concessions. You, know.” by Mike Newhouse. During the incoming freshman hazing scene in "Dazed and Confused" Mike says this quote. He is astounded at how the school turns a blind eye and lets the hazing take place on school property. The hazing is nothing hardcore, but the senior girls are verbally abusing the incoming freshman. Mike delivers the quote in a sarcastic manner, and it is great to hear him say what the audience is probably thinking.

-Natalie Kuchik