If you need some hilarious one-liners, these “Zoolander” quotes provide plenty of laughter. Ben Stiller stars as naïve but lovable Zoolander, a model who finds himself thrown into an international conspiracy. Will Ferrell co-stars as the villain and fashion designer Mugato, while Owen Wilson plays fellow model, Hansel. Check out some of their funny lines below.
“It’s a walk-off!” Oddly, Billy Zane delivers this “Zoolander” quote when Zoolander and Hansel engage in a runway fight. They attempt to out-pose each other as random celebrities watch on.
“Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty.” Zoolander delivers this nonsensical gem in a bottled water commercial. He is dressed in a ridiculous mermaid costume, making this "Zoolander" quote all the funnier.
“Did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?” Zoolander asks this of reporter Matilda in this “Zoolander” quote. One of many words Zoolander mixes up, he attempts in this scene to describe his role as a eulogizer at a funeral.
“Have you ever wondered if there’s more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?” Zoolander poses this conundrum to his model friends, who simply stare at him blankly. This quest to find a place in the world prompts Zoolander to ditch some of his model ways.
“What is this? A center for ants?” Zoolander throws a fit and delivers this hilarious “Zoolander” quote when he mistakes a model building for the actual completed project. He tells Mugato that the building must be at least three times bigger to fit people.
“You can read minds?” Zoolander incredulously delivers this question after Matilda reveals that she was once bulimic. She eventually ends up falling for Zoolander despite his limited vocabulary.