Wayne’s World Quotes

Wednesday, April 20 by Mishka Bulldozer

If you love comedies, you need to know some of these "Wayne's World" quotes. "Wayne's World" just may be the funniest movie to be based off of a "Saturday Night Live" sketch, which is why these "Wayne's World" quotes go down as some of the funniest lines in movie history. If you're ready for some big laughs, be sure to memorize some of these amazing "Wayne's World" quotes.

  1. "Garth, marriage is a punishment for shoplifting in some countries." This is one of the best "Wayne's World" quotes because it perfectly explains Wayne's views on women. This is one of the funniest quotes from the movies that comes out of complete nowhere and is guaranteed to keep you smiling for hours.
  2. "I once thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored." This is another nugget of wisdom from Wayne which is one of the funniest "Wayne's World" quotes ever. It perfectly describes any situation and can really be used no matter what the circumstance!
  3. "If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!" You can always expect awesome "Wayne's World" quotes from Garth, expertly portrayed by Dana Carvey. As the pair see a vision of beauty in a band's bass player, Garth drops this piece of gold which will forever go down as one of the funniest movie quotes of all time. 
  4. "Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" Corollary to the previous quote, this is one of the funniest "Wayne's World" quotes that stops you dead in your tracks. Garth says this and almost immediately sucks all the air out of the room, before laughing it off and denying the thought ever existed. 
  5. "No Stairway! Denied!" In one of the film's funniest moments, Wayne finally gets the chance to buy the guitar of his dreams, only to be silenced within the store while he tries to play the Led Zeppelin hit "Stairway to Heaven." His reaction still remains one of the funniest "Wayne's World" quotes of all time.