Comments on: Tommy Boy Quotes

By: Maltpeter

Maltpeter — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 15:07:00 +0000

Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?

Richard: No. Your face does.

By: Cjvrdrhook

Cjvrdrhook — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 01:14:00 +0000

“Housekeeping”!!!! You want extra pillow?
“Housekeeping”!!! You want me to jerk you off?

By: Emineminy

Emineminy — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:21:00 +0000

“I cant stop! oh there’s a cliff! And your family’s screaming ‘oh my god we’re burning alive! No I can’t feel my legs!’ Here comes the meat wagon! And the medic gets out and hes like ‘Oh my god…’ New guys is the corner puking his guts out *retches* All because you wanted to save a few extra pennies. haha”

“Could’ve done without that…”

“Life preservers, these we may need. Although what are the odds of us hitting a lake? My money says if anything it’s gonna be a mountain.”

“Don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby”

By: Emineminy

Emineminy — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:21:00 +0000

“Could’ve done without that…”

“Life preservers, these we may need. Although what are the odds of us hitting a lake? My money says if anything it’s gonna be a mountain.”

“Don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby”

By: Emineminy

Emineminy — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:21:00 +0000

“Could’ve done without that…”

“Life preservers, these we may need. Although what are the odds of us hitting a lake? My money says if anything it’s gonna be a mountain.”

“Don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby”

By: Jrust769

Jrust769 — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 18:34:00 +0000

What’d you do??

I’m a maniac, maniac on..the floor…

By: Allie Coronado

Allie Coronado — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 18:05:00 +0000

Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

By: Kristi Jo

Kristi Jo — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:04:00 +0000

That’s gonna leave a mark.

By: Nicolemccluskey

Nicolemccluskey — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:56:00 +0000

Tommy likey Tommy want wingy

Your dad could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves

Richard, what’s happening?

Quit playing with your dingy!!

I know where you live and I’ve seen where you sleep! I swear on everything holy your mothers will cry when they’ve seen what I’ve done to you!!

Good job pinpointing it, the next step is washing it off

By: Big Fan

Big Fan — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:26:00 +0000

“Do you take dead animals to the vet?”

By: Big Fan

Big Fan — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:24:00 +0000

“I was just checking out the specs on the end-line here.”

By: Big Fan

Big Fan — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:23:00 +0000

“Do you know where the weight room is? I’ll check it out”

By: Mikey1977rip

Mikey1977rip — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:55:00 +0000

Alright, listen up, this will only take a second….

By: Mikey1977rip

Mikey1977rip — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:54:00 +0000

What ‘er we having tonight chicken, or … chicken

By: Mikey1977rip

Mikey1977rip — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:53:00 +0000

Hi, I’m Earth, Have we met?
I don’t think so…

By: Dennymcdonnell

Dennymcdonnell — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:49:00 +0000

Don’t tell her about my hair………let it go.

Hold me Richard……….yikes.

Your a lucky man Tom, boy would I like to get me some of that.
Gimme that camera you little prick………it’ll cost you!

By: Newcareeropp

Newcareeropp — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:20:00 +0000

“NEED A LITTLE WIND HERE!”

“TOMMY’S A SCORPIO AND HE’S NEVER BEEN LAID…”

“IT’S GOTTA BE YOUR BULL…”

“I GOTTA D+!!!!!! I’M GONNA GRADUATE!!!!”

By: Snot95

Snot95 — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:13:00 +0000

Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

And Just a shade under a decade too, alright

If you want me to take a crap in a box and mark it guaranteed I will, I have spare time.

By: hannahballectr

hannahballectr — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:10:00 +0000

you are missing a lot of the best quotes….”tommy want wingy” ….”I know where you live and I’ve seen where you sleep and i swear on everything holy your mother will cry when she sees what I’ve done to you”

By: Busymissyk

Busymissyk — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:42:00 +0000

Richard are you watching spanktrovision?

By: Humorfix

Humorfix — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:34:00 +0000

Luuuuke….Luuuuke, I am your father.

By: Humorfix

Humorfix — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:33:00 +0000

Did eat paint chips as a kid?

By: Humorfix

Humorfix — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:31:00 +0000

It doesn’t hurt so much here, or here, but right here.

By: Sctoons

Sctoons — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:18:00 +0000

I can look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s a$$ but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.

By: Gcdgrafix

Gcdgrafix — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:17:00 +0000

“It doesn’t hurt so much here or here, but right here…. is there a mark?”

By: Humorfix

Humorfix — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:17:00 +0000

What’d you do?

By: Jaymee

Jaymee — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:16:00 +0000

It doesnt hurt right here…or here, but right right here

By: Nicolemccluskey

Nicolemccluskey — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:56:00 +0000

It’s not John Hancock it’s Herbie Hancock

By: Nicolemccluskey

Nicolemccluskey — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:54:00 +0000

“Tommy likey, Tommy want wingy!”

“here’s Jojo the amazing circus clown and his pretty little pet!”

“here comes the meat wagon- WEEEEOOOOOOWEEEEOOOO”

“Helen? You look like a Helen”

“your dad could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves”

“quit playing with your dingy!”

I could go on for hours

By: Nicolemccluskey

Nicolemccluskey — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:48:00 +0000

And if you don’t know how to work a seat belt I will send Tommy back there to hit you over the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard.