Comments on: Tommy Boy Quotes http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/ Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 22 Jan 2014 14:54:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Maltpeter http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114357 Maltpeter Sat, 30 Jul 2011 15:07:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114357 Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat? Richard: No. Your face does. Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?

Richard: No. Your face does.

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By: Cjvrdrhook http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114324 Cjvrdrhook Sat, 30 Jul 2011 01:14:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114324 "Housekeeping"!!!! You want extra pillow? "Housekeeping"!!! You want me to jerk you off? “Housekeeping”!!!! You want extra pillow?
“Housekeeping”!!! You want me to jerk you off?

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By: Emineminy http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114315 Emineminy Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:21:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114315 "I cant stop! oh there's a cliff! And your family's screaming 'oh my god we're burning alive! No I can't feel my legs!' Here comes the meat wagon! And the medic gets out and hes like 'Oh my god...' New guys is the corner puking his guts out *retches* All because you wanted to save a few extra pennies. haha" "Could've done without that..." "Life preservers, these we may need. Although what are the odds of us hitting a lake? My money says if anything it's gonna be a mountain." "Don't you remember you told me you loved me baby" “I cant stop! oh there’s a cliff! And your family’s screaming ‘oh my god we’re burning alive! No I can’t feel my legs!’ Here comes the meat wagon! And the medic gets out and hes like ‘Oh my god…’ New guys is the corner puking his guts out *retches* All because you wanted to save a few extra pennies. haha”

“Could’ve done without that…”

“Life preservers, these we may need. Although what are the odds of us hitting a lake? My money says if anything it’s gonna be a mountain.”

“Don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby”

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By: Emineminy http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114316 Emineminy Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:21:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114316 "I cant stop! oh there's a cliff! And your family's screaming 'oh my god we're burning alive! No I can't feel my legs!' Here comes the meat wagon! And the medic gets out and hes like 'Oh my god...' New guys is the corner puking his guts out *retches* All because you wanted to save a few extra pennies. haha" "Could've done without that..." "Life preservers, these we may need. Although what are the odds of us hitting a lake? My money says if anything it's gonna be a mountain." "Don't you remember you told me you loved me baby" “I cant stop! oh there’s a cliff! And your family’s screaming ‘oh my god we’re burning alive! No I can’t feel my legs!’ Here comes the meat wagon! And the medic gets out and hes like ‘Oh my god…’ New guys is the corner puking his guts out *retches* All because you wanted to save a few extra pennies. haha”

“Could’ve done without that…”

“Life preservers, these we may need. Although what are the odds of us hitting a lake? My money says if anything it’s gonna be a mountain.”

“Don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby”

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By: Emineminy http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114317 Emineminy Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:21:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114317 "I cant stop! oh there's a cliff! And your family's screaming 'oh my god we're burning alive! No I can't feel my legs!' Here comes the meat wagon! And the medic gets out and hes like 'Oh my god...' New guys is the corner puking his guts out *retches* All because you wanted to save a few extra pennies. haha" "Could've done without that..." "Life preservers, these we may need. Although what are the odds of us hitting a lake? My money says if anything it's gonna be a mountain." "Don't you remember you told me you loved me baby" “I cant stop! oh there’s a cliff! And your family’s screaming ‘oh my god we’re burning alive! No I can’t feel my legs!’ Here comes the meat wagon! And the medic gets out and hes like ‘Oh my god…’ New guys is the corner puking his guts out *retches* All because you wanted to save a few extra pennies. haha”

“Could’ve done without that…”

“Life preservers, these we may need. Although what are the odds of us hitting a lake? My money says if anything it’s gonna be a mountain.”

“Don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby”

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By: Jrust769 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114313 Jrust769 Fri, 29 Jul 2011 18:34:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114313 What'd you do?? I'm a maniac, maniac on..the floor... What’d you do??

I’m a maniac, maniac on..the floor…

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By: Allie Coronado http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114309 Allie Coronado Fri, 29 Jul 2011 18:05:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114309 Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie? Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

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By: Kristi Jo http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114304 Kristi Jo Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:04:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114304 That's gonna leave a mark. That’s gonna leave a mark.

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By: Nicolemccluskey http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114303 Nicolemccluskey Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:56:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114303 Tommy likey Tommy want wingy Your dad could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves Richard, what's happening? Quit playing with your dingy!! I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep! I swear on everything holy your mothers will cry when they've seen what I've done to you!! Good job pinpointing it, the next step is washing it off Tommy likey Tommy want wingy

Your dad could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves

Richard, what’s happening?

Quit playing with your dingy!!

I know where you live and I’ve seen where you sleep! I swear on everything holy your mothers will cry when they’ve seen what I’ve done to you!!

Good job pinpointing it, the next step is washing it off

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By: Big Fan http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114301 Big Fan Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:26:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114301 "Do you take dead animals to the vet?" “Do you take dead animals to the vet?”

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By: Big Fan http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114300 Big Fan Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:24:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114300 "I was just checking out the specs on the end-line here." “I was just checking out the specs on the end-line here.”

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By: Big Fan http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114299 Big Fan Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:23:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114299 "Do you know where the weight room is?  I'll check it out" “Do you know where the weight room is?  I’ll check it out”

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By: Mikey1977rip http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114298 Mikey1977rip Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:55:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114298 Alright, listen up, this will only take a second.... Alright, listen up, this will only take a second….

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By: Mikey1977rip http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114297 Mikey1977rip Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:54:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114297 What 'er we having tonight chicken, or ... chicken What ‘er we having tonight chicken, or … chicken

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By: Mikey1977rip http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114296 Mikey1977rip Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:53:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114296 Hi, I'm Earth, Have we met?       I don't think so... Hi, I’m Earth, Have we met?
      I don’t think so…

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By: Dennymcdonnell http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114295 Dennymcdonnell Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:49:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114295 Don't tell her about my hair.........let it go. Hold me Richard..........yikes. Your a lucky man Tom, boy would I like to get me some of that. Gimme that camera you little prick.........it'll cost you! Don’t tell her about my hair………let it go.

Hold me Richard……….yikes.

Your a lucky man Tom, boy would I like to get me some of that.
Gimme that camera you little prick………it’ll cost you!

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By: Newcareeropp http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114294 Newcareeropp Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:20:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114294 "NEED A LITTLE WIND HERE!" "TOMMY'S A SCORPIO AND HE'S NEVER BEEN LAID..." "IT'S GOTTA BE YOUR BULL..." "I GOTTA  D+!!!!!! I'M GONNA GRADUATE!!!!" “NEED A LITTLE WIND HERE!”

“TOMMY’S A SCORPIO AND HE’S NEVER BEEN LAID…”

“IT’S GOTTA BE YOUR BULL…”

“I GOTTA  D+!!!!!! I’M GONNA GRADUATE!!!!”

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By: Snot95 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114293 Snot95 Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:13:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114293 Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie? And Just a shade under a decade too, alright If you want me to take a crap in a box and mark it guaranteed I will, I have spare time. Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

And Just a shade under a decade too, alright

If you want me to take a crap in a box and mark it guaranteed I will, I have spare time.

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By: hannahballectr http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114292 hannahballectr Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:10:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114292 you are missing a lot of the best quotes...."tommy want wingy" ...."I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep and i swear on everything holy your mother will cry when she sees what I've done to you" you are missing a lot of the best quotes….”tommy want wingy” ….”I know where you live and I’ve seen where you sleep and i swear on everything holy your mother will cry when she sees what I’ve done to you”

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By: Busymissyk http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114291 Busymissyk Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:42:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114291 Richard are you watching spanktrovision? Richard are you watching spanktrovision?

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By: Humorfix http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114290 Humorfix Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:34:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114290 Luuuuke....Luuuuke, I am your father. Luuuuke….Luuuuke, I am your father.

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By: Humorfix http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114289 Humorfix Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:33:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114289 Did eat paint chips as a kid? Did eat paint chips as a kid?

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By: Humorfix http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114288 Humorfix Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:31:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114288 It doesn't hurt so much here, or here, but right here. It doesn’t hurt so much here, or here, but right here.

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By: Sctoons http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114287 Sctoons Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:18:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114287 I can look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$ but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it. I can look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s a$$ but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.

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By: Gcdgrafix http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114285 Gcdgrafix Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:17:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114285 “It doesn't hurt so much here or here, but right here…. is there a mark?” “It doesn’t hurt so much here or here, but right here…. is there a mark?”

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By: Humorfix http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114286 Humorfix Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:17:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114286 What'd you do? What’d you do?

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By: Jaymee http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114284 Jaymee Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:16:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114284 It doesnt hurt right here...or here, but right right here It doesnt hurt right here…or here, but right right here

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By: Nicolemccluskey http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114281 Nicolemccluskey Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:56:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114281 It's not John Hancock it's Herbie Hancock It’s not John Hancock it’s Herbie Hancock

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By: Nicolemccluskey http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114280 Nicolemccluskey Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:54:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114280 "Tommy likey, Tommy want wingy!" "here's Jojo the amazing circus clown and his pretty little pet!" "here comes the meat wagon- WEEEEOOOOOOWEEEEOOOO" "Helen? You look like a Helen" "your dad could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves" "quit playing with your dingy!" I could go on for hours “Tommy likey, Tommy want wingy!”

“here’s Jojo the amazing circus clown and his pretty little pet!”

“here comes the meat wagon- WEEEEOOOOOOWEEEEOOOO”

“Helen? You look like a Helen”

“your dad could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves”

“quit playing with your dingy!”

I could go on for hours

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By: Nicolemccluskey http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114279 Nicolemccluskey Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:48:00 +0000 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/genres-movies/comedies/tommy-boy-quotes/#comment-114279 And if you don't know how to work a seat belt I will send Tommy back there to hit you over the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard. And if you don’t know how to work a seat belt I will send Tommy back there to hit you over the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard.

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