Super Troopers Quotes

Wednesday, April 20 by Mishka Bulldozer

This collection of "Super Troopers" quotes is sure to have you laughing until your sides hurt. As this author's personal favorite film of all time, there's no denying that "Super Troopers" quotes are some of the funniest lines of dialog uttered by any human anywhere. Get ready to laugh with some of these amazing "Super Troopers" quotes.

  1. "It stinks like sex in here." When Thorny discovers his colleagues locked in the back of a semi, he utters this one-liner which remains one of the best "Super Troopers" quotes in the world. The movie is probably best known for its scene-stopping lines that come out of nowhere, and this is simply one of the best of the bunch.
  2. "I'll believe you when me sh*t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet!" This is one of the best "Super Troopers" quotes from Captain O'Hagan, especially when you consider his atrocious Irish accent when he says it. Of course, when you're the wizened captain of a bunch of rowdy highway patrolmen, what else can you really say?
  3. "Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?" During the infamous "Cat Game" scene, we see Foster yelling one of the best "Super Troopers" quotes in the entire movie. The driver is completely losing his cool, much like the rest of the audience, while Foster adopts a terrible accent and replaces the word "now" with "meow" to this result.
  4. "I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get the syrup in them, they get all antsy in their pantsy." This is one of the best "Super Troopers" quotes that shows the fatherly side of Captain O'Hagan. Despite his gruff demeanor, you can see he's willing to joke around and just act like one of the guys.
  5. "Hey bear…bear-f*cker! Do you need any assistance?" In one of the best montages in the movie, Rabbit dresses as a man having wild coitus with a bear, which elicits this response from the rivaling police officers. This is one of the best "Super Troopers" quotes that isn't uttered by one of the main characters, but still remaining as memorable as the rest.

-Gautam Jayanthi