Step Brothers Quotes

Monday, May 2 by Melissa Diem

"Step Brothers" quotes are hilarious. This movie is filled with many awesome lines that will leave you doubled over in pain from laughter. The quick humor and wit Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly brought to their characters Brennan and Dale are unremarkable. Check out this top favorite "Step Brother" quotes.

  1. Brennan: "Sticks and stones ma break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!" Brennan and Dale aren't the best of friends when they first meet. The two grown men act and fight like little boys. Don't you just love this "Step Brothers" quote.

  2. Derek (Brennan's older brother): "Brennan has a man-gina!" Derek is Brennan's successful older brother, who is, frankly, a man-gina himself.

  3. Dale: "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener." This "Step Brothers" quote happens when Dale say it to his father after learning Brennan and Nancy would be moving in with them.

  4. Brennan: "I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home." Brennan was not happy that his and Dale's parents had decided to cut them off and make them grow up.

  5. Dale: "While are you so sweaty?" Brennan: "I was watching 'Cops.'" Brennan had been upstairs playing Dale's drum set after being told never to touch it. He quickly ran downstairs and turned on the TV when he heard Dale coming home. Again, "Step Brother" quotes are hilarious.

  6. Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina." Alice was quit taken by Dale when he stood up to Derek.

  7. Dale: "You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." At this point, not many had heard the beauty of Brennan's voice. Dale was very impressed.

After reading these "Step Brother" quotes you probably can't wait to watch the movie all over again. This movie is filled with many more enjoyable quotes and moments.

- Melissa Diem

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