These "Role Models" quotes will have you entertained and keep your friends laughing for hours. This movie is hilarious and has enough funny quotes to fill a small book, and if you time them right you will have people rolling on the ground in pain they are laughing so hard. Use your imagination and quote the movie creatively for the best effects.

  1. Danny, who is played be Paul Rudd, is sarcastic and has a dry sense of humor that will make anyone laugh. One of his popular quotes in the movie includes when he says, “I’m in a rut. We’re in a rut. Let’s shake things up. I have an idea, let’s get married! I don’t have a ring.” Time this right and you can make your girlfriend or any of your friends laugh hysterically. Another great "Role Models" quote by Danny is when he says, “I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch, he’d come in his pants.”

  2. Wheeler is another character who has great quotes in "Role Models." Played by Seann William Scott, Wheeler famously says, “This may be a stupid question. The get of out jail free card, is that real?” Time this quote correctly and you will have people crying from laughter.

  3. Ronnie, played by Bobb’e Thompson, is another hilarious character with great quotes in "Roles Models." One of these includes when he yells, “I don’t want to take my pants off!” This can be used to embarrass and make your buddies laugh hysterically. Another quote by Ronnie is when he says, “You white, you Ben Affleck.”

  4. Gayle Sweeny, played by Jane Lynch, has several great "Role Models" quotes as well. Her best line is probably when she says, “Why don’t you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow. Draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort.” Time this right and you can make an awkward or aggravating situation much more light-hearted and comical.