Princess Bride Quotes

Friday, April 29 by Lara Stewart

As you can see from these "Princess Bride" quotes, there are few movies as quotable as this one. There are so many witty, snappy and memorable lines. Here are a few of the best quotes from "The Princess Bride."

  1. “You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – Inigo Montoya. This "Princess Bride" quote is one of the funniest and most useful. It's great to drop into conversations whenever someone is using a word wrong, or continuing to make inaccurate assumptions.
  2. “You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” – Vizzini. This quote's twentieth century reference is completely out of place in this fairy tale. The sly reference is surprising and always good for a laugh.
  3. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." – Inigo Montoya. No list of "Princess Bride" quotes would be complete without this one. Inigo's catch phrase is repeated more than any other line in the movie.
  4. "Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles." – Miracle Max. Dealing with an impatient person? This "Princess Bride" quote is a humorous way to let them know to simmer down and give you a bit of time.
  5. "Have fun storming the castle!" – Valerie. This "Princess Bride" quote is so out of place that it always makes people laugh. It's a great one to use in conversation whenever someone is leaving to take on some daunting task.
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  1. April 29, 2011 6:19 pm


    “Have fun storming the castle”…..”Hi lady”

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