Pootie Tang Quotes
Laugh yourself silly with these funny “Pootie Tang” quotes. This 2001 movie chronicles the story of musician, actor and ghetto folk hero Pootie Tang. In the movie Pootie Tang must battle the evil Corpotate America. They try to steal Pootie Tang's magic belt and force him to sell out by endorsing addictive products to the people that idolize him. Pootie Tang has to find his strength and remember his roots in order to defeat his foes.
“Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!” J.B. (Chris Rock). Noted comedian adds a lot of humor to the movie with his lines. In this quote he talks up Pootie Tang.
“I gots to say na nay no.” Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther). Pootie Tang talks in a unintelligible jive but everyone in the movie seems to understand him. This quote imply means he is saying no.
“You can't beat a ho with a belt...they like that shit.” Trucky (J.B. Smoove). This movie is full a stereotypes. This is one of the funnier lines of the movie.
“Kapa-Chow.” Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther). This is another one of Pootie Tang's catch phrase. This one is basically an action sound.
“You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she's hookin?” Biggie Shorty (Wanda Sykes). Biggie Shorty is one of the funniest charecter's in the movie. Sykes delivers her lines perfectly.
“Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!” Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther). The phrase “Shine your pitty on the runny kine.” can me either a threat to his enemies or smooth talk to the ladies. This quote is smooth talk.
“See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow...'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?” Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther). Pootie Tang talks in third person a lot in the film. The phrase “Wa-da-tah” means “That's for sure”.
“Dirty Dee is still dirty...because he's Dirty Dee dammit!” Trucky (J.B. Smoove). Dirty Dee is the evil villain. At one part of the movie he tries to convince them he is reformed.
“It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month! “ Trucky (J.B. Smoove). This is one of the more quoted lines from the movie because it's such a random statement.
“He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it... and got juvinated again. Rejuvenated!” Trucky (J.B. Smoove). Trucky has many funny lines in the film. This is a great line that is refering to Pootie Tang and return after finding himself.
-- Raina Lorring