Nacho Libre Quotes

Monday, August 22 by Marianne Westervelt

Have you ever read the 2006 movie comedy "Nacho Libre" quotes? Jack Black portrays Nacho, a monastery cook who spends his day feeding orphans and his nights as a masked wrestler to raise money to save the orphanage. Hysterical performances by Black make "Nacho Libre" and "Nacho Libre" quotes a must see and read! Below are the best "Nacho Libre" movie quotes

"Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?" This "Nacho Libre" quote has Nacho questioning his life and the higher power he believes in.

“Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.” This "Nacho Libre" quote is stated by Jack Black. Nacho is explaining his wardrobe to Chancho. Chancho is played by Darius Rose.

“It is true I am Nacho. Maybe you have seen me on TV. NACHOOOOOOOOOO!” In this "Nacho Libre" quote, Nacho is trying to get a monk to know exactly who he is.

“Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.” This is Nacho’s comical quote explaining to a young orphan, Juan Pablo, that he should eat the food he is given.

“Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?” This is a classic "Nacho Libre" quote from a monk in the monastery trying to remind Nacho of his duties at the orphanage.

"Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball." Sister Encarnation makes this "Nacho Libre" quote in a sincere effort to tell Nacho her interest. Nacho followed this up by saying it was his also…everyday!

- Marianne Westervelt

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