Monty Python And The Holy Grail Quotes

Monday, August 8 by Anarch

It's hard to find anyone out there who isn't a fan of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quotes. One of the most popular of all the Monty Python movies, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is filled with great one-liners and funny moments that are sure to get people laughing. If you're looking for some great "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quotes, give these a read through.

  1. Some of the funniest "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quotes come from the different songs in the movie, such as the Knights of Camelot singing, "We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot." More great Holy Grail quotes come from the Minstrel singing about how "Bave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away away."
  2. If you're looking for funny "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quotes from God, check this one out. "Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy…"  Poor God!
  3. After Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms, this funny "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quote from the Knight goes, "It's just a flesh wound."  This is one of the best known Monty Python quotes of all time.
  4. How about the "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quote where the peasant explains what the witch has done to him? "What makes you think she's a witch?" "Well, she turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "… I got better." If you use this "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quote around anyone, they're sure to recognize it.
  5. Many people who enjoy "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quotes enjoy the skit from the soldier with a keen interest in birds. Do you remember the coconut scene? "Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?"
  6. Dennis is sure to get fans of the King Arthur tales laughing when he says, "Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." This is the funniest "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quotes about the Lady in the Lake.
  7. Another popular favorite "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quote comes from the peculiar individuals known as The Knights Who Say… Well, "We are the Knights who say… NI."
  8. Tim explains, "Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth." This hilarious "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quote comes from the famous bunny rabbit scene.
  9. This popular "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quote tells you how to properly fell a tree. How do you fell a tree? "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest… WITH… A HERRING! "
  10. And, of course, no list of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quotes are complete without the monks. "Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem… [bonk!]"

- Shawna Krautheim