Juno Quotes

Sunday, April 24 by Jason Stevenski

The best quotes from the movie "Juno" provide a unique mixture of humor and seriousness as you can see with these Juno quotes. "Juno" is considered an iconic movie by many younger generations as it follows Juno who is in high school and pregnant. She is never one to worry about fitting in and has a unique relationship with the father of her child, Bleeker, providing many memorable quotes

  1. "He is the cheese to my macaroni." Juno memorably makes this statement when talking about her relationship with Bleeker. This is a popular quote that shows Juno's smart wit. 
  2. "Doctors are sadists who like to play God and see lesser people scream." This memorable quote from "Juno" plays on Juno's unique humor. She has a cynical view of doctors that many believe in but aren't as eloquent when saying it. 
  3. "They were talking about in health class how pregnancy it often can lead to an infant." When Juno reveals to her family that she is pregnant, she plans to end the pregnancy initially. She makes this clever joke about her own pregnancy. 
  4. "You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those T-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events." One of the best quotes in the entire movie comes from Juno as she talks about how children are given away in China.
  5. "This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet." Juno's friend, Rainn, makes this great quote during the movie when Juno finds out that she is indeed pregnant. 
  6. "I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?" When told that her parents must be worried about her, Juno comes back with this statement that there really isn't anything worse she could do. Her pregnancy plays the subject of most of her quotes throughout the film.
  7. "Is this for real? Like, for real for real?" A common statement in a teenager's language, this phrase became even more popular after being said by Leah in the film. She makes this remarks right after finding out about the pregnancy of her close friend. 
  8. "Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!" Juno's dad makes this great quote when Juno enters the room with her very pregnant belly. Some of the funniest quotes of the film come from Juno's dad. 
  9. "THUNDERCATS ARE GO!" This great quote from the movie occurs right when she realizes her water just broke. This quote is great as it really shows her unique personality. 
  10. "You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!" One of the best lines from the movie comes from the cashier at a local store where Juno gets her pregnancy tests. She takes a ton of tests and drinks a lot of orange juice to ensure she can take them. 

- Justin Glodowski

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