Funny Quotes From The Hangover
When you think of comedies, funny quotes from "The Hangover" always come to mind. This movie is known for having some of the best oneliners out there. This movies stars Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms. Here are the ten best funny quotes from "The Hangover."
"Am I missing a tooth?" Stu says this quote when he honestly can't remember what happened the night before or how his tooth is gone. This is one of the great funny quotes in this movie.
"Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t'll come back with you." This quote is from Sid and one you can't forget. He is hilarious in "The Hangover."
"I always wondered why they were called ruffies. 'Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call 'em floories." This is Doug thinking out loud. He should keep these thoughts to himself.
"Oh, you know what? Next week's no good... the Jona Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it's totally fine." Alan is one of the funniest characters in this movie. He has some great funny quotes.
"Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?" Stu asks him this and sure enough Alan says yes. He even admits to doing it.
"What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're s**t out of luck." Stu sings this song about the tiger in their hotel bathroom.
"That's right, keep steppin'. I'll hit an old man in public!" Here Alan is showing off a bit, but it's hilarious.
"So long, gay boys!" Mr. Chow is convinced these boys are gay together. You have to love this character.
"Your language is offensive." Alan says this to Stu after they have been cussing up a storm all day. Maybe they should have thought about this earlier.
"Here's something I would like to remind you two of: Our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-f**king his corpse!" Stu talking about how they have to find Doug right away. He has been missing awhile.