Funny Porn Movie Titles

Saturday, July 23 by Douglas Stewart

Funny porn movie titles can be found across countless categories. There is no reason to market them like romance novels. In porn the throbbing organs are not the hearts of romantics and that is why porn movie titles are entertaining. 

  1. "You Got A Mother Thing Coming" capitalizes off of the extremely popular MILF category with this great title. A play off of an old parental threat to children as well as the Judas Priest song makes it overly familiar with the target audience. If you had a nickel every time you heard "you got another thing coming" as a child you would be able to purchase all the porn ever created.
  2. "Edward Penishands" is actually a title. Although Edward Scissorhands was a great movie the idea of completely building a human and then adding scissors instead of fingers is ridiculous. But what is even more ridiculous? Penis fingers!
  3. "Crack Snackers" doesn't take much of an imagination to figure out what fetish category this falls into. And although it isn't laugh out loud funny certain plug-ins on Firefox will pop up with shopping suggestions. Ritz crackers, shop and compare. Do they have "slut" flavored ones yet?
  4. "Screaming Down the Autoblonde" stars Jenna Jameson and other popular blondes. What really makes this title funny is that the term "Autoblonde" has already picked up steam in the online world. On Facebook, a man that just got dumped used this. He said to his ex "In Germany all the tools get their jollies on the Autobahn. But in Philly, we have a different attraction for the tools. Karen, the Autoblonde." Gentlemen, we are witnessing the birth of a great new term.
  5. "Wok on the Wildside" finally accomplishes the impossible. A simple, clever, and funny Asian porn movie title that doesn't seem like everyone was trying too hard to name it. This is the high-water mark when it comes to properly naming Asian porn. So much so that it has inspired at least two restaurants. One in Inglewood, CA; another in East Granby, CT. 
  6. "Weapons of Ass Destruction" are not in Iraq. They are available in your local adult bookstore or for instant download online. Not only is it one of the funniest porn movie titles created it is also five volumes strong.
  7. "The Breast is Yet to Come" is obviously for the fans of big knockers. But the simplicity in the title like the above mentioned "You got a Mother Thing Coming", keeps it on the list of funniest adult movie titles. Plus a huge cast list helps it stay relevant. But be careful, granny peace activists from "Breasts Not Bombs" have internet postings with the same name.
  8. "Heels of Fortune" is not a game show. It's not even close. But if you have a high-heel fetish throw it in your coffee table and let your conversation with guests get more interesting.
  9. For the teacher fetishists we have "The Slutty Professor". Considering the popularity of the fetish it's surprising this hasn't become a multi-volume series like Weapons of Ass Destruction. Porn movies are quick to knock-off popular movie titles and that is how we got this on the list of the funniest porn titles for porn movies.
  10. "Beetlejism" is the least creative of all the porn movie titles that knock off popular movies. The original was already close enough to a porn title. A funnier title would've been "Beetle's Juice". But the cover art is good so it stays on the list.
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