If you enjoy watching comedies at the theater then you'll probably enjoy these funny movie quotes that will make you laugh. Comedy is subject however there are one-liners, phrases and quotes that are just universally hilarious. If you are needing a good uplifting phrase instead of reaching for that thought-of-the-day calendar instead take a look at these favorite funny lines from the movies. They will lighten up your day!

  1. "Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." This quote derived from the movie "Dumb and Dumber." And yes, stupid is as stupid does.

  2. "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" This hilarious funny movie quote that will make you laugh came from the slapstick comedy "Airplane." Don't worry, there was a hero who saved the day. 

  3. "You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die." Only a pirate would say something clever like that. Taken from "Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End."

  4. "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of 'Everybody Loves Raymond,' only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." Witty little snippet from the movie "Knocked Up" which of course is from a man's point of view. Then again he's having to consider marrying the girl he just knocked up

  5. "I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have." Timeless humor as this funny movie quotes that will make you laugh from the 70's movie "Arthur." The character Arthur might have been drunk when he said this at the time then again he was drunk most of the movie.

  6. "We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence." Of course who could forget this line from "Demolition Man." This film was set in the future where society had more structure, peace and control.

  7. "The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses." Only Woody Allen would come up with funny movie quote that will make you laugh. This snippet came from one of his older movies title "Love and Death."

  8. "Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts." The best funny movie quotes that will make you laugh come from true slapstick comedies. This humorous and yet painful visual from the film "Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear."

  9. "Mr. West, not every situation requires your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead, try to ask a question or two." Starring Will Smith his character really got into the whole shoot-em-up-and-kill-'em mentality. This funny movie quotes that will make you laugh taken from the motion picture blockbuster "Wild Wild West."

  10. "Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before." You want to make someone look at you and laugh, then this is the best funny movie quotes that will make you laugh, guaranteed! This line came from the movie "Klondike Annie."