Here are some funny movie quotes from "The Hangover". It's hard to find a quote from "The Hangover" that's not funny. After watching the movie for the umpteenth time, we tossed together a little salad of our favorite funny quotes from "The Hangover." Starring Bradley Cooper (Phi), Zach Galifianakis (Alan), and Ed Helms (Stu), it's one of the funniest movies to make it out of 2009.  

  1. "Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice." The morning after they get to Vegas, Phil asks Alan this because he's been walking around the hotel room in his undies. 

  2. "Tigers love  pepper. They hate cinnamon." Alan gives Stu this tidbit of tiger trivia when Stu asks why he is peppering the raw steak concealing the roofie.

  3. "Or how about rapies?" Alan asks after Black Doug goes on a diatribe of why roofies is a stupid name for something that lands a person on the ground and should be called "groundies."

  4. "Funny fat man fall on face." Mr. Chow says about Alan during the desert meetup. The door of the car is stuck and Alan tries crawling out of the window, landing face first on the ground. 

  5. "What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, [stops suddenly]  well then we're shit out of luck." Stu sings this little lullaby to Mike Tyson's tiger as they are attempting to get it back to Tyson's mansion.

  6. "It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel Indiana Jones wears one." Alan defends his man purse. Phil makes fun of him, as usual, claiming that Joy Behar wears one, too. 

  7. "Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?" Alan whips out his pager upon entering the Caesar's Palace lobby The other guys look at him like he's forgotten which decade he's in.

  8. "You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!" Alan's major speech as the drive towards Vegas for Doug's bachelor party, the day before he marries Alan's sister.

  9. "Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?" Stu asks Alan. As they are surveying the damage to the hotel room, Alan finds a slice under the cushion.

  10. "You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?" Alan asks Lisa, the hotel clerk. She looks at him like he's crazy, so he says that he didn't think so.

-Olivia Joseph