These funny movie quotes about women probe at the mysteries of the complex sex. Don’t expect to find any answers. Most of these speakers are just as clueless.

  1.  “You have no idea what a long-legged girl can do without doing anything.” This movie quote about women comes from the 1942 film “The Palm Beach Story.” The leading lady, Claudette Colbert, reveals that she is well aware of how helpless men can be when confronted with the female figure.

  2. “The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!” The characters in the 1989 adventure “Back to the Future II” are no strangers to complex troubles. However, with this movie quote about women, even the highly intelligent Doc, played by Christopher Lloyd, acknowledges that the opposite sex is full of riddles.

  3. “Adam was God's first draft - He got it right with Eve.” This movie quote about women comes from the 2005 drama “The Constant Gardener.” Perhaps this comes as a blow to men, but apparently, women are God’s final, perfected model.

  4. “It has been my experience that men are least attracted to women who treat them well.” In “Death on the Nile,” Maggie Smith, who plays Miss Bowers, makes this interesting observation. This movie quote suggests that men are taking all the good girls for granted.

  5. “Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.” This movie quote about women, which comes from "American: The Bill Hicks Story,” is a line that has marked the center of many complaints from men. The good guys always seem to be taken for granted. Interestingly enough, it seems to mirror the previous quote.