Funny Lines From 90′s Movies

Friday, August 12 by Courtney Ferry

While there are tons of funny lines from '90s movies, we've created a list of some of the funniest ones out there for your enjoyment. The '90s was a great year for movies and cinema, and the decade brought in some really memorable and hilarious films with some downright hysterical lines. Ready to laugh at these funny lines from '90s movies with us? Here is a list that will have you chuckling in no time. 

  1. "Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat." This classic line from the film "Dumb and Dumber" is one that is sure to keep you laughing for hours after the film ends. Actually, this hilarious comedy is packed full of lines that you just can't stop laughing about. 
  2. "Groovy baby!" Who can forget about "Austin Powers" when remembering funny lines from '90s movies? This funny film starring Mike Myers is one that will have you peeing your pants with uncontrollable laughter. It's just that good. 
  3. "At age twelve, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self-esteem and no self-respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast with skim milk." In 1995, a comedy called "Heavy Weights" came out and had viewers rolling on the floor laughing. Ben Stiller plays a tyrannical weight loss camp owner who terrorizes his kids with excessive exercise and frightening punishments. 
  4. "We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!" "American Pie" is one of those '90s movies that people still quote over a decade after the release the film. The film is hilarious, but rather raunchy, so keep that in mind. This funny '90s film is not for kids!
  5. "No milk will ever be our milk." Another hilarious '90s film, "Billy Madison" is one that viewers love to remember and quote. The sexy teacher Veronica Vaughn says this funny line to Adam Sandler's character after he comes onto her. 
  6. "I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored." A classic '90s movie, "Wayne's World" is a great film to quote and have a good laugh at. Wayne Campbell recited this awesome line in the film that audiences still remember to this day. 
  7. "And you must be the Monopoly guy!" Jim Carrey has us laughing uncontrollably again in "Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls." Really, both of the popular "Ace Ventura" films never fail to make us laugh and watching Jim Carrey in action is always entertaining. 
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