Forgetting Sarah Marshall" an unforgettable gem.
“You took me by surprise when you let me inside you. Inside you, inside you, teach me how to grow when I'm moving inside of you. Inside you, I long to be, is it wrong to be inside you?”
Russell Brand sings this song to Sarah Marshall on stage, as Pete watches with increasing discomfort. If the lyrics weren't enough, Brand thrusts his hips as he serenades her with this hilariously raunchy innuendo.
“You can stop crying now. He's dead already,” says Kemo. “I'm not crying. You should stop crying,” Pete protests. “I don't cry. I'm not a baby,” replies Kemo. “Really? Cause you look like a gigantic baby!”
Pete, angry at being laughed at by the hefty bald Hawaiian Kemo after they slaughter a pig. Luckily for him, the friendly Kemo just laughs.
“Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. Peter you don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music, but instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing, go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Well go see one anyway. I'm not going!”
"Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!"
Darald, the virgin, is nervous about acting on sexual advice given to him for his honeymoon.
"Listen, you've got a long career ahead of you. You've got like, four years until you're thirty."
Pete jokes with Sarah, trying to cheer her up when she admits she's scared for her career.