Clueless Quotes

Monday, May 2 by Katie

"Clueless" quotes are hilarious. Alicia Silverstone stars in this comedy as Cher. This movie is known for its comedy and great quotes! Here are the five best "Clueless" quotes from the movie.

  1. "You know how pick I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet." Cher says this quote in the movie "Clueless." She is all about fashion.
  2. "Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose,"says Amber. Dione replies,"Well there goes your social life." You can't help but laugh at the hidden meaning in this quote from the movie "Clueless."
  3. "As if." Cher says this several times through the movie. You can't forget this one from "Clueless."
  4. "You look like Pippi Longstocking," Josh says. "Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?" Cher replies. "Someone Mel Gibson never played," says Josh. This line is so funny because Cher basically seems to only know parts that Mel Gibson plays anytime they talk about movies. 
  5. "I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on at unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy." Josh says this quote in the movie. He is hilarious with his own funny comments all the way through "Clueless."

-Mandy Robinson

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