‘Christmas Vacation’ Quotes

Sunday, August 28 by Ashley Williams

Looking for "Christmas Vacation" quotes? "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" is one of the most loved Christmas movies of all time. This list of "Christmas Vacation" quotes is sure to get laughs no matter the time of year.

Clark lovingly greets Eddie. "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" This quote definitely exemplifies one of the best parts of "Christmas Vacation": Clark's relationship with his dimwit relative Eddie.

Clark addresses his coworkers. "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah." Another great part of "Christmas Vacation" is Clark's overall cynicism, and this quote definitely shows Clark's sardonic side.

Ellen shows her Christmas spirit. "I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery." What would be a better quote to wrap up the movie's idea of the Christmas season?

Eddie discusses the metal plate in his head. "Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so." Again, Eddie is the butt of a great joke in "Christmas Vacation."

Catherine explains Eddie's recent dietary changes. "He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol." This "Christmas Vacation" quote is just one more example of what a class act Eddie is.

Eddie is gullible. Clark: "Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City." Eddie: "You serious, Clark?" Once more, this "Christmas Vacation" quote shows Eddie's expanse of intellect and education.

Clark starts to snap. "I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin… Er, a tree." Towards the end of "Christmas Vacation", Clark goes a little goes a little crazy, and this quote is a hilarious example of that.

Clark's boss is impatient. "Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting." Clark's boss winds up driving the climax of "Christmas Vacation" with what a horrible person he is, and this quote is one of the best-and funniest-examples of that.

Ellen shows genuine fear. "Clark! I don't want to spend the Holidays dead!" By the end of "Christmas Vacation", death is a fairly probable outcome for any member of the family-which is still somehow hilarious in context.

Clark gives up. "Halleljuh-holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" By this point in "Christmas Vacation", Clark has totally snapped, resulting in one of the all-time funniest quotes from any Christmas movie. No matter how peaceful your Christmas seasons may be, just about anyone can relate to this hilarious "Christmas Vacation" quote.

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