10 'Old School' Movie Quotes
There is a good chance in your lifetime that you have felt the need to throw out one of the following 10 "Old School" movie quotes. It's not your fault though, there are just some movies that will go down in the history books for their sheer number of hilarious references. Most of these films often feature Will Ferrell prominently. Go figure. "Old School", starring Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn, is definitely one such film.
When Mitch comes home early from his business trip to find an impending orgy in his bedroom, it leads to a classic line delivered by Luke Wilson that "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
Whether actually streaking or not, everyone and their mother has felt the need to exclaim like Frank (Will Ferrell) did, "We're...we're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium!"
Juliette Lewis' kooky nymphomanic character Heidi had audiences laughing with her brutal response to Mitch's "Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened," when she replied, "Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?"
Vince Vaugn's character Beanie really garnered viewer's sympathy when he implored his friends, "You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls every day?"
The logic behind Beanie's argument to Mitch her is truly undeniable. Mitch: "I wasn't looking for a girl like that." Beanie: "Well Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone."
Best pick-up line ever. Beanie: "Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife?"
While a little long-winded for even the most avid quoter to recite entirely, no one who ever saw "Old School" will forget Frank's visit to the marriage counselor. Therapist: "Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here." Frank: "Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling...what? What? I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
If you have sensitive ears, you should probably have used the tactic of Beanie's stated "Earmuffs" throughout the whole of "Old School."
The greatest quote ever spoken for bromances all over. Frank: "You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy."
And the infamous KY jelly wrestling scene. That Blue had attitude. Beanie: "Are you sure you're okay with this, Blue?" Blue: "Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy."