10 Funny Lines From Movies

Wednesday, March 9 by Joi Gilliam

Funny lines from movies are the perfect ice-breaker in an awkward situation. If you can't remember all of the funniest lines, just remember these 10 funny lines from movies to be the comic genius at any party or get-together. 

  1. "I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life" - "Talladega Nights" (2006). As Ricky Bobby (WIll Ferrell) and his family sit down to a nice Thanksgiving dinner, Cal Naughton Jr. (John C. Reilly) and Ricky banter back and forth over what Jesus looks like. 
  2. "I know wha I am. I'm the dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude" - "Tropic Thunder" (2008). Robert Downey Jr.wears heavy layers of make-up to play Kirk Lazurus, who plays Sergeant Lincoln Osiris, in this movie within a movie.
  3. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines" "Airplane!" (1980). Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges) has a lot of stress-relievers, including drinking, smoking, and sniffing glue. McCroskey decides he picked the wrong week to quit all of them during this particularly bad flight. 
  4. "The royal penis is clean, Your Highness" - "Coming to America" (1988). Prince Akeem is just a spoiled prince from the fictional country of Zamunda. Every morning, his royal subjects clean everything from his teeth, to his royal jewels in this late eighties comedy. 
  5. "Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this, and totally redeem yourself!" - "Dumb & Dumber" (1994). Harry (Jeff Bridges) chastizes Lloyd (Jim Carrey) for trading in their van for a moped on a cross-country trip to return a suitcase to a beautiful woman. 
  6. "She's uh, pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really, just kinda TO'd because. I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet" - "Napolean Dynamite" (2004). Kip (Aaron Ruell) one ups his brother Napolean (John Heder) on his lack of social skills when he talks about his online girlfriend, whom he has never seen in real-life. 
  7. "I'll have what's she's having" - "When Harry Met Sally" (1989). After Sally (Meg Ryan) fakes an orgasm at a diner, an elderly woman asks her waiter what was on Sally's plate. 
  8. "I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal" - "Anchorman" (2004). Popular San Diego news anchor Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) tries to find a clever way to introduce himself to Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate). 
  9. "What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?" - "Back to the Future" (1985).  Michael J. Fox uses his comedic timing as Marty McFly. This line comes toward the end of this classic comedy as Marty probes Doc (Christohper Lloyd) for answers when Doc frantically returns from the future, claiming that Marty's family is in trouble. 
  10. "I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job, and you ain't got sh*t to do" – "Friday" (1995). Smokey (Chris Tucker) lays the peer pressure on thick for his newly-unemployed friend, Craig (Ice Cube) in this funny movie based on a seemingly uneventful Friday. 
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