Kung Fu Panda Quotes

Thursday, August 4 by RTodd

"Kung Fu Panda" quotes can be used to make your friends laugh and to lighten the mood. This animated film is full of hilarious lines that you will be able to use after practicing and memorizing them. Take your time and find your favorite quotes to make the experience more enjoyable.

  1. One of the best "Kung Fu Panda" quotes is by Po, the panda and main character. He says, “I just ate, so I’m still digesting. So my kung fu may not be as good as later on.” Time this one properly and use it after a big meal when your friends want to do something that requires physical exercise. This will have them laughing hysterically.
  2. Another of the best "Kung Fu Panda" quotes is by Shifu, the martial arts master in the movie. He says to Po, “One must first master the highest level of kung fu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.” Use this quote to jokingly belittle one of your friends when they try to do something that you do not believe them capable of doing.
  3. Another great "Kung Fu Panda" quote is by Shifu as well. He says to Po, “When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate, you stink.” Say this quote to a buddy when you are doing something that requires him or her to concentrate hard and seems too difficult. This will make anybody laugh and lighten the mood.
  4. Tai Lung, the main enemy in the movie, has really good "Kung Fu Panda" quotes. One of those is when he says, “He’s a panda! You’re a panda! What are you going to do big guy? Sit on me?” If one of your friends is bugging you and you want to get him/her back, use this quote. This will make him/her laugh and still get the message across that he or she is bothering you.

-Ryan Todd

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