What if…what if in the center of the earth it wasn’t just a big core of molten rock (magma) but really just a magical world filled with dinosaurs and bioluminescent creatures of all shapes and sizes? And what if Encino Man (Brendan Frasier) went on a fantastic voyage through all of it? And what if they made a movie about it and put it all in 3-D? I bet it would be a lame story made for kids and “simple” adults with really, really good visual effects that would make it worth watching on your laptop as long as no one saw you do it. Dude. Jules Verne is rolling in his grave.

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Aimee Teegarden

Rating: PG

Studio: Warner Brothers

Release Date: 07/11/2008